This idiot. He has a son, a baby mama. He’s lovable and great one moment and the next he just makes me get all NIGGA WTF U ON. No, seriously, is he been sippin’ on dat Eli medicine or something? ‘Cause he has more moodswings than Jenna when she was pregnant. That’s just bad.

LAY OFF THE MARISOL MAN. DO IT FOR YO BABY. Also, why would anyone buy some random chick you met 2 days ago a new mp3? What are you trying to be? Santa Claus goes man whore?

I really completely dislike this character as of now. Sure, she made me laugh at some points. But that was just because I was laughing at the amount of dumbassery that I usually cannot even tolerate. It’s just too much.

~ugh eli im stlkin u im stlkin u eli luv me luv me i am clare edwards~~

Helping someone off their meds is not going to help them, even if you make believe that it will. And how the fuck does she know about Vegas Night? Was she even around back then or was she creeping on him from behind Chantay’s enormous afro?

ALSO WHERE THE FUCK DOES SHE KEEP COMING FROM IS SHE SECRETLY A FUCKING NINJA TURTLE STALKER OR SOMETHING GOD

I already love this bitch.

So.. is Dave giving an invisible BJ to Drew or what?

Yes, I felt like analyzing as to why Connor would feel like staring at ginger titties and stealing panties from Fiona and Ms. Oh.
My reviews suck, deal with it.

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Yay or Nay?

I will channel all of my sexual and non sexual frustations on you.
And no, I’m not a creepy fan girl.
I just think you’re insanely hot.

I was asked to review Drew Torres’ ~problem~, okay. And my reviews suck. Deal with it.

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